Monster Bingo 4.0

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[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Leaning over to look at her card]

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[Attempting to maneuver a wing to swat him in the face. It's probably just her being unused to wings, don't worry about it.]

What's your card look like?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Is whacked! For once, I doesn't have wings to whack back with. Nor any carapace arm. He's just a dude in a track suit.]

That's a se~cret~!

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Aww, not even gonna play to win when it's this easy?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Tucking his own card into the safety of his tracksuit.]

The plan is that I'll help Alcheme. You can praise me now.

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Wow, look at you! Doing the bare minimum.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

I'm human right now. Doing the bare minimum is in character, isn't it?

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Seriously?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Does a little turn]

No wings.

[Holds out his arm as well]

See?

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[Huh!]

How's that goin' for ya?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

It's very quiet.

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Aaaaand what's that supposed to mean? Do fairies have super hearing now?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Fairies don't....what I am is a little more complicated than that though.

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Let me guess: whatever it is, it's a secret?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

While outside of Alcheme like this? Certainly.

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Guess I'll just have to hunt you down later.

So? Which square do you wanna do first?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Which one do you want help with?

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Oh, just cuddling with someone for ten minutes, obviously.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Opens his arms]

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[How dare you call her on this bluff.]

You're seriously going for it? Color me surprised.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Surprise? More like afraid.

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You got me. Getting a big hug for ten minutes is terrifying.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Then hug me, oh brave one.

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...

You know what? Fine.

[Going in for a hug!!! This is like the least comfortable hug ever.]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Guess who is bony and knows it? Hugging~ her~ back~ with the boniest limbs]