Monster Bingo 4.0

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[threatmewted]

Could've fooled me with those sticks-for-arms.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Ah...how cold. What a truly cruel teammate I have. Surely you don't mean that. I can be summoned as a saber, you know.

[threatmewted]

What does that even mean?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Mmm...servants have different classes based on their talents, history, that sort of thing...

[threatmewted]

Is that what you are?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

I'm a Ruler.

[threatmewted]

Which means...?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

It means I'm powerful, selfless and impartial... We're judges. We make decisions without desire or bias.

[threatmewted]

Now that's a lie if I've ever heard one.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Which part?

[threatmewted]

All of it.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

You're probably right.

[threatmewted]

I already know I'm right.

Anyway, it's got to have been ten minutes by now, right?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Yes, now let's agree to never discuss it again.

[threatmewted]

Deal.

[Disentangling herself from him.]

What else do you got?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Points on her card at 'dance']

I have that one too.

[threatmewted]

Do you even know how to dance?

[Does X even know how to dance]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Faeries love dancing. Music and fun and a celebration.

[threatmewted]

If it looks stupid, I reserve the right to quit on the spot.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Look at what we're wearing. It's going to look stupid.

[threatmewted]

So don't make us look even more stupid.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

I know what I'm doing. Do YOU?

[threatmewted]

You're the one who has to lead, dummy.