Monster Bingo 4.0

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[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Which one do you want help with?

[threatmewted]

Oh, just cuddling with someone for ten minutes, obviously.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Opens his arms]

[threatmewted]

[How dare you call her on this bluff.]

You're seriously going for it? Color me surprised.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Surprise? More like afraid.

[threatmewted]

You got me. Getting a big hug for ten minutes is terrifying.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Then hug me, oh brave one.

[threatmewted]

...

You know what? Fine.

[Going in for a hug!!! This is like the least comfortable hug ever.]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Guess who is bony and knows it? Hugging~ her~ back~ with the boniest limbs]

[threatmewted]

Geeze, don't tell me you haven't eaten since you got here.

[Setting her phone timer for ten minutes.]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

I eat plenty. Back home I don't even need to eat...though it is fun.

[threatmewted]

Could've fooled me with those sticks-for-arms.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Ah...how cold. What a truly cruel teammate I have. Surely you don't mean that. I can be summoned as a saber, you know.

[threatmewted]

What does that even mean?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Mmm...servants have different classes based on their talents, history, that sort of thing...

[threatmewted]

Is that what you are?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

I'm a Ruler.

[threatmewted]

Which means...?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

It means I'm powerful, selfless and impartial... We're judges. We make decisions without desire or bias.

[threatmewted]

Now that's a lie if I've ever heard one.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Which part?

[threatmewted]

All of it.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

You're probably right.

[threatmewted]

I already know I'm right.

Anyway, it's got to have been ten minutes by now, right?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Yes, now let's agree to never discuss it again.