Monster Bingo 4.0

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Aaaaand what's that supposed to mean? Do fairies have super hearing now?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Fairies don't....what I am is a little more complicated than that though.

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Let me guess: whatever it is, it's a secret?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

While outside of Alcheme like this? Certainly.

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Guess I'll just have to hunt you down later.

So? Which square do you wanna do first?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Which one do you want help with?

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Oh, just cuddling with someone for ten minutes, obviously.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Opens his arms]

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[How dare you call her on this bluff.]

You're seriously going for it? Color me surprised.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Surprise? More like afraid.

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You got me. Getting a big hug for ten minutes is terrifying.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Then hug me, oh brave one.

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...

You know what? Fine.

[Going in for a hug!!! This is like the least comfortable hug ever.]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Guess who is bony and knows it? Hugging~ her~ back~ with the boniest limbs]

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Geeze, don't tell me you haven't eaten since you got here.

[Setting her phone timer for ten minutes.]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

I eat plenty. Back home I don't even need to eat...though it is fun.

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Could've fooled me with those sticks-for-arms.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Ah...how cold. What a truly cruel teammate I have. Surely you don't mean that. I can be summoned as a saber, you know.

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What does that even mean?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Mmm...servants have different classes based on their talents, history, that sort of thing...

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Is that what you are?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

I'm a Ruler.

[threatmewted]

Which means...?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

It means I'm powerful, selfless and impartial... We're judges. We make decisions without desire or bias.

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Now that's a lie if I've ever heard one.